Arthur K Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Beacuse he tasted funny.

Why was the maths book sad?
Because it had so many problems.

What did the tiger eat after he had his teeth pulled out?
The dentist.

When did people start wearing uncreased clother?
The iron age.

Isla’s jokes

what’s  orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot!

 

what happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

it had mittens!

Jack’s jokes

Why did the crisp not want a lift?
Because he is a walker!

What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!

Lewis Chalk

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Roman’s jokes!!

Why did the cow cross the road?

beacause he was going to the moovie!!

 

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milkshake!!

 

Lola P’s joke

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug

what do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

Kathryn’s jokes

How do you wake up lady gaga?

poker face

 

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no I deer

 

what do you call a donkey with three legs?

a wonkey

 

Jokes for the week

What do you call a cow in a tornado
A milk shake

Why should you not let Elsa hold a balloon
Because she will let it go

Ryan.K’s Jokes

What is yellow, and smells of bananas ?
Monkey Sick!!!!

Why can’t the turkey eat on Christmas Day?
Because it’s stuffed!!!

jokes

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

Because he thought it was a high school!!!

 

Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?

Because they’re always spotted!!!

Taos joke

Did you here about the cat that swallowed the ball of wool?

She had mittens.

holiday jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

up his sleevies.

 

What did the hat say to the scarf

you hang around while i go on a-head.

 

What are the wettest animals in the world?

reindeer

 

what’s a frogs favourite drink?

croke a cola

 

by Thomas perrett

 

Orla’s jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there
Cows go
Cows go who,
No,silly cows go moo

Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it

Witch flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course because they have two lips

Homework joke

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank


Which day do fish hate?

fryday


Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well

My funny joke!

I went into a bakery and asked the lady ‘how much are all the cakes?’

The lady replied ‘All cakes are £1.’

‘I’ll have that one please’

‘That’s £2!’ Said the lady.

I said ‘Whaaat? You said they were all £1’

‘That’s Madeira cake!’

Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!