Kathryn’s jokes

How do you wake up lady gaga?

poker face


what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no I deer


what do you call a donkey with three legs?

a wonkey



Easter bunny hides the chocolate eggs.

Hunting for chocolate Easter eggs.

Grown ups play find the Easter eggs with the children.

We eat the chocolate eggs.

And the mummies and daddies get to eat some too!

Kathryn’s 12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the farmer gave to me :

Flock of crows in an old oak tree
2 sheep dogs
3 pussy cats
4 shire horses
5 SHINY tractors
6 donkeys braying
7 goats bleating
8 cows mooing
9 pigs foraging
10 sheep grazing
11 ducks quacking
12 hens laying