Thomas P’s bird acrostic poem

T is for Turtle dove
H is for Humming bird
O is for Owl
M is for Magpie
A us for Albatross
S is for Seagull

P is for Parrot
E is for Eagle
R is for Robin
R is for Red kite
E is for Egret
T is for Tawney owl
T is for Thrush

holiday jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

up his sleevies.


What did the hat say to the scarf

you hang around while i go on a-head.


What are the wettest animals in the world?



what’s a frogs favourite drink?

croke a cola


by Thomas perrett