Best biscuit in the World

After serious consideration, I believe that the bourbon cream is the best biscuit in the World! My reasons are as follows:

Its slim design makes it easy to hold between your pointer, middle finger and thumb. This also means that you don’t have to break it before dunking.

Did I mention dunking? As a consequence of having two thick biscuit shields as an outer layer, and a smooth creamy centre, the bourbon can remain in a hot cuppa for a good second without disintegrating into the tea, never to be seen again!

Its distinctive, moreish flavour makes it impossible to just have one!

If there is a better biscuit out there, I would like someone to let me know. Ask your friends, parents, neighbours, teachers etc.

Please write a comment below as I would love to hear your thoughts. Mr Banton

(P.s. I would also like to hear about your favourite healthy snacks.)

The beautiful UNICORN

One butiful sunny day a little girl was walking in the park then she herd a noise in the trees.And then there was a BANG full of colers

it looked like there was some sort of unicorn in there.Then the little girl called out HELLO is enyone there then she herd a SQWEEK .

Dount be fritend I dount bite said the little girl.

So then the thing in the tree poked her head out and then the little girl SHREEKED with exssitement .

It,s a UNICORN but how did she get up there so she ran up to the unicorn happily.

Snow Day!

Today was a snow day at Berkley school.

I went to work with mummy and daddy. I made a poster to sell my cookies that I made for cookie day.They were  50p each with all proceeds going to Berkley school. Mummy sent an email to everyone to let  them know we were selling them at 10am. I made £7 from selling the cookies, some people gave me £1 for each cookie. Dave gave me a 5 pound note and I had to work out the change.

I will give my money into school on Tuesday.

snow day!!!

Super awesome building snowmen

o-one should hate being in snow

Obviously everyone should love sledging

Windy,cold freezing like a blizzard

 

I fall but never get back up

I’m unique but not a fingerprint

I am sometimes part of a ball but I am not leather

If I get warm enough I go away but I’m not a winter wordrobe

I am sometimes part of a man but I don’t have any skin

What am I?

A snowman!!!

 

 

In the snow my dad found one of his old skateboards and he took the wheels of so he could use it as a snowboard then we went to a hill by the Rugby Club then Eloise went down the hill with it and she was doing so well and got so far then…OOF she fell and hurt he face!!

I was just sat on the sledge having a rest while I could and then my dad decided to pull me down the hill I was not at already for it but it was fun. After a fun time in the snow we walked to the Rugby Club with Freddie and Ava. Brad and my Dad we drinking whistle me and Ava were playing on my phone 😀

When were playing in the snow my mum decided to stay inside (like she always does) while we had the best time ever in the snow!!!!! A couple hours later we had some tea it was delicious we had roast beef with carrots, Yorkshire puddings and potatoes it was awesome and tasty.

My day in the snow was great and I hope yours was to!! 😀

 

Acrostic poem

Energetic Elijah

Loves to climb

I like eating chocolate

Jaguars are one of my favourite cars

Avengers is my favourite TV programme

Hide and seek is lots of fun

Tabby’s Poem

T is for tennis on Tuesdays

A is for adding numbers

B is for ballet dancing

B is for being bright

Y is for yelling when I get cross!

Fun in the snow!

The snow is amazing! I hope everyone is having fun outside. Oscar and I built this, this morning, followed by a lengthy snowball fight.

Mr Banton

me and the sticks

  1. I was waking up and  with out warning a witch was in my garden I went and sorted things right. I prepared to fight the witch but with a flick of a wand, she turned me into sticks. My friends came running to help me. The battle commences and half of the witches army and half of the red army began fighting! it was a terrible war, it took two days of fighting for the Red Army to win the battle. One soldier shouted “VICTORY” and the others shouted “Hooray” The Red Army reversed the spell… I was human again.

Nathan’s Poem

Nice and neat
Awesome and amusing
Terrific and truthful
Happy and hopeful
Artistic and affectionate
Noble but nutty

Matthew’s Poem

Matthew Harris age 9

Always playing tennis and football is fine

Taking no prisoners on the court or pitch

Training every day

Hitting tennis balls as fast as meteors even though I’m a titch

Effortlessly running, strength, speed and agility

Winning, serving aces, scoring is my goal, testing my ability.

 

snow day

It was the morning. I looked out of  my window and to my supprise, it was snowing. Just then, my mum shouted,”Lola…it’s a snow day… no school.” Hurridly, i put my warm things and went to play. It was fun, fun, fun.

Thomas P’s bird acrostic poem

T is for Turtle dove
H is for Humming bird
O is for Owl
M is for Magpie
A us for Albatross
S is for Seagull

P is for Parrot
E is for Eagle
R is for Robin
R is for Red kite
E is for Egret
T is for Tawney owl
T is for Thrush

Lara’s poem

Lara, that’s me! I have a brother that’s 3.
A unicorn fan, to be a teacher is my plan.
Reading is my favourite hobby, especially the twits.
Always happy and smiley.

Lewis’ Acrostic Poem

L – loves to talk

E – Ellis is my middle name

W – Wednesday is my favourite day

I – I am always smiling

S – Skiing is my favourite holiday

 

W – Woolford is my surname

My Acrostic Poem

Magnificent at clearing my plate.
Excellent with my handwriting.
Respectful at listening.
Excited for getting my puppy.
Delicious strawberry mousse.
Interesting maths.
Tidy uniform
Helpful with taking the Bell in.

Hoola dancing trees 100wc

“Why can’t I move?” Toby wondered.

“Wait!Are you all stuck too?” he asked.

“Yeah, none of us can,” replied Sid.

“Oh help us God!” screamed Jack hoping for a reply.

An hour later Jack came up with the most random thing: He wants a doughnut he’s such a poop (No wonder he picks his nose and eats it ). Jack is loves unicorns and hates king-cobras.

“My leafs are falling off!” said Toby.

Half an hour later a rainbow appeared. He thinks and hopes he’ll find a unicorn and ride it up to the moon and back he is such a twit.

by Rosie

 

The stick man

Hello said the stick man how was your day very good should we practice are running but when some people came to look at us the biggest one said everybody freeze into your ninja move all of the trees were surrounding me so the leader said ninja atack when they finished atacking they went to bed for a very nice sleep in the morning we all went out side and played a game of catch and it was fun big stick said this is fun.

By India

Alexander’s poem

A is for APPLE which is my favourite fruit
L is for LOVING my mummy and daddy and doing gymnastics and eating food
E is for EGGY because someone called me that
X is for the many XRAYS I’ve had
A is for ALWAYS messing around
N is for my imaginary friend called Mr NOBODY who’s always around
D is for DA ,which is yes in Romanian
E is cos I’m an EXPERT at riding my scooter
R is cos I RUN like a cheetah

Charlie’s Acrostic Poem

Charlie is my name,

Having fun and playing a game,

Are my most favorite things to do!

Reading i am doing so well, but

Laughing when my dog makes a smell.

Interested so much in minecraft,

Even when i’m feeling very unwell!

Leah poem

Like eating ice lollies
Elephants are my favourite animal
And I like playing with my friends and
Having fun playing with Lego

Leah Pitman
Rabbits class

Zookeeper for the day!

I was a Zookeeper for the day. I fed the Giraffes carrots, fed fish to the penguins, fed the meeerkats LIVE mealworms, and fed the Lemurs fruit during a public talk. I patted the giant tortoises and one of them was 90 years old!! My favourite animal was the red panda. Daddy bought me my own red panda teddy bear and I have called her MARMITE!! It was the best day of my life!!!!

Olivia’s poem

O nce upon a time there was a girl called Olivia
L oves her sister
I nterested in hockey and ballet
V ery much loves her toys
I n her house she loves her books
A lways jumping in muddy puddles

 

Olivia Spicer

Rabbits Class

 

Romans Acrostic Poem

Racing around on my electric scooter
Over a ramp in the road
Mummy tells me to go slow
And then I fall off
Now I will listen my mummy

By Roman

Australia!

So far, my time in Australia has been awesome; We have been to Adventure world with water slides and roller-coasters. My favourite was probably Galiath where you sit in seats and you sit up and down me and Elosie were screaming our heads off but we wanted another go so, before we got ready to leave, my Dad came on with me but he’s a bit of a wimp he usually loves scary rides but he didn’t and me and my Dad went on Abbyss the most scariest ride there. It was a roller coaster that you shoot down and when you went up it went slow. My Dad didn’t like that much but we still went on again and I’m lucky enough that I was just about tall enough. We also went to The Maze and it was a water park with a gigantic maze we did get lost in there but we found our way out but there was one sneaky sign saying ‘this way’ but it led to a dead end. There is a park with a beach called Eden Beach we once went there and a lady told Rochelle (my aunty) that there was a snake crossing a road into the bushes.  A little while later a girl saw something slither in the bushes and soon it came out the bushes we all crowded round the snake while someone called a lady to pick it up. The lady told us it was a Dugite snake; Dugite snakes are as venomous as a cobra but we were more exited and interested in the snake then we were scared.

Australia is amazing I would recommend going there we went to Perth,  its in the western part of Australia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My birthday

For my birthday I had a new book called The girl with the lost smile by Miranda Hart. I have just started to read it. I had a great day.

Blogging competition

P             perfect princess in a room

 

H             haunted house full of doom

 

O              Often by the sea

 

E             EXCITING as me

 

B           being a unicorn what makes me a me

 

E           EXCITING as a magic key.

 

By Phoebe

Blogging Competition

M     agical at baking cakes.

 

A     mazing at everything.

 

R       espectful to everyone.

 

G     reat at tests.

 

O     ften quiet but sometimes noisy.

 

T     alented at a lot of things.

 

By Margot

The mouse who loved cheese

Once there was a mouse a small mouse he lived in a pipe full of cheese he loved his cheese. He had it for lunch diner and breakfast and every morning. It came down the drainpipe; I mean he came down the drainpipe to get some cheese. But one day he went down the drainpipe and he went to get some cheese and there was a nut so he ate the nut and he loved that nut so he ate nuts for the rest of his life. The end.

By Sid

100wc

Once upon a time there was a fish in her pod they were doing a show then something came down the drain pipe it was sparkling she swam towards it picked it up it was a neckless she turned back to tell the pod but they were gone. She searched everywhere. She couldn’t find her pod but then she saw a beautiful mermaid. The mermaid said “that’s my necklace, now I see that you lost your pod.”

The evil octopus captured them and eventually they came to a deep, darkened hole where the octopus was sleeping. So when it was morning they grabbed the key and headed off but then the octopus woke up and grabbed the fish the mermaid lost her magic powers and sent her to the zoo.

The end

By Lily

100 wc

“It came down the drain pipe!” I shouted.

“What” asked Spencer?

A bug that came down the drain pipe. Spencer was afraid of bugs in Arica.

“Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh” shouted Spencer!

I Loved bugs, bugs were soft and wet. I also love cats, big ones and small ones.

“Alright, alright.” I said.

After that I made a treehouse. The treehouse was huge. Me, Spencer and the bug was amazed at are work. I’m proud. I said in a proud voice.

Just then Alex fell out the sky and killed the bug. Only bones were left. “Alex!”

“Sorry Jack!” Said Alex

“Oh no!”

By Jack

Two Ponies

One day there were two ponies in the garden. Rose said I’m hungry but there was no food left. So in the night rose saw a shooting star. She made a wish in the morning. She went to the drainpipe and she asked the pipe please, said rose something was in the pipe. And she said please one more time.

Then some apples came falling down. She went back to the farm house and shimmer said where did find all those apples. It came down the drainpipe. I made a wish in the morning rose and shimmer was never hungry again. The next morning she went to the drainpipe and she wished for happiness and it came true. The end.

By India

Imogen Alice and Wonderland

Once a little girl called Alice went out with her sister on a picnic. Oh my sister is reading a boring book he was a rabbit came jumping and he looked he was in a hurry. So I followed him and it came down the drainpipe led to a magical land of crazy thing animals and then I went to a caterpillar and he took me to a palace and the queen of hart a cat appeared. Out of nowhere so I fooled him to a rose bush and he disappeared again and he went to a party wow this is amazing party it was fantastic.

By Imogen

100wc

 

Hi small guy.

Mmm oh your voice it came down the drainpipe.

Ok bye-bye.

Why are you fooling me?

Mmm you’re trying to tell me something.

I want to help but I can’t. I know where the drainpipe is.

Mmm oh I just remembered you can’t talk. How am I going to get there?

I know I have a map, let’s go.

My map is wrong. Oh it’s upside down.

Mmm not digging. What is it?

Mmm what? You knew the drainpipe is over there.

How do you know I can talk?

I have my views. The End.

By Fred

Alien down the drainpipe

 

 

Once in space there was a bad alien it came down the drainpipe.it had four arms.

It drew out its sword and let out a ROOOOAAAARRR!!! Everybody ran away. Meanwhile one hero could stop this, he had everything to stop him. But he was more powerful than him. “ ha ha ha ,” said the villan. “Ha” “you think you can stop me” yes I can but you aren’t better than me. But the super hero struck him with all he had. The villain was down., Everything is better again.

By Ethan

Transforming

At the river there was a drain. In the drain there was a talking piranha. He took me down the drainpipe and turned me into a piranha forever. I went to different drainpipes. It was fun. He said, “I was going to stay a piranha.” But in the river I transformed back into a human again. But I had a potion in my pocket. I drank it. I set myself on fire and fell down the drainpipe and I turned into a rock. I couldn’t breathe so I got a floaty and I floated into the middle of the ocean.

By Beau

A spider and a guinea pig

A spider is coming today and a guinea pig as well. They both fell down the drainpipe SPLAT on their faces. Suddenly a cheetah came down the drainpipe. It came down the drainpipe to find his dinner. At the bottom of the drainpipe were the two friends were there. The cheetah gets stuck to the drainpipe and dies. The guinea pig also dies. 80 days later the spider dies. They all come to life and the cheetah is on the good side and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

By Adam

 

New Land 100wc

One day I was playing in the garden and saw a rabbit so I followed it. It led me down the drainpipe and it came down the drainpipe as well. When we got down the drainpipe IT WAS SO EXCITING. It was filled with carrots that never end and water with a gummy boat. The flowers could talk, it was amazing! Not a lot of people lived there.

“Hello,” I said, “but I know you can’t talk.”

“Yes I can,” said the rabbit.

I was surprised!

“Bye,” I said. Off I go.

By Phoebe