How do you get picachu on a bus?
What’s the fastest cake?
How do you get picachu on a bus?
How do you get picachu on a bus?
What’s the fastest cake?
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Beacuse he tasted funny.
Why was the maths book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What did the tiger eat after he had his teeth pulled out?
When did people start wearing uncreased clother?
The iron age.
what’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
what happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
it had mittens!
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for pooh!
Why did the crisp not want a lift?
Because he is a walker!
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
don’t be sad it’s just a joke!
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Why did the cow cross the road?
beacause he was going to the moovie!!
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
why did the banana go to the hospital … Because he wasn’t peeling very well
What do you call a man with no shins … Tony
how do you get pikachu on a bus … Pokemon
what do you call a man with a spade on his head?
what do you call a man without a spade on his head?
How do you make a baby Astronaut sleep??
What do you get if you cross a Vampire and a snowman??
How does a penguin build his home?
Igloos it together!
what happens when you throw one banana at two hungry apes.
A banana split.
what do you call two elephants at the swimming pool?
A pair of swimming trunks.
How do you wake up lady gaga?
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no I deer
what do you call a donkey with three legs?
Velcro…………that’s a rip off!
What do you call a cow in a tornado
A milk shake
Why should you not let Elsa hold a balloon
Because she will let it go
What is yellow, and smells of bananas ?
Why can’t the turkey eat on Christmas Day?
Because it’s stuffed!!!
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he thought it was a high school!!!
Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted!!!
Did you here about the cat that swallowed the ball of wool?
She had mittens.
Lettuce in, its freezing out here.
Wot is a pirates
Favoutite letter ?
I watched wonder woman
It was the best
If you could be wonder woman wot would you do? 😎
I would help people and defend and keep everyone safe
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he wanted to prove he was not a chicken!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
up his sleevies.
What did the hat say to the scarf
you hang around while i go on a-head.
What are the wettest animals in the world?
what’s a frogs favourite drink?
croke a cola
by Thomas perrett
Cows go who,
No,silly cows go moo
Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
Witch flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course because they have two lips
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank
Which day do fish hate?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well
I went into a bakery and asked the lady ‘how much are all the cakes?’
The lady replied ‘All cakes are £1.’
‘I’ll have that one please’
‘That’s £2!’ Said the lady.
I said ‘Whaaat? You said they were all £1’
‘That’s Madeira cake!’
Badgers had a wonderful trip to the apple store. We learnt how to use i-movie and we created some fascinating movies!!
On Sunday I went BMX racing in Paignton as part of the South West Regionals. I raced for the Bath BMX team. I took part in 3 races and then 1 final. I came 4th, crashed in my 2nd and came 4th again in my 3rd race. In the B final I came 1st place against 1 other racer. My Mum, Dad and Brother called Joel came down from the Bath tent to cheer me on. My Mummy came up to the gate to help me balance on my bike before the start. The race begins by a recorded commentator saying “Ok riders, random start, riders ready, watch the gate” there are 4 beeps and the gate drops down, the race begins. Whilst we wait for our race to start we stand altogether in our correct pen. We know which races we are to take part in because race sheets with our names, plate and race numbers go up for everyone to see. When you are racing a man calls your name out to the crowd to let them know what position you are in. After Id done my racing because I raced near a beach I asked my mum and dad if we could go to the beach and they said “Ok”. So then me and Joel were happy so we started to walk and when we got there I saw my racing friend called Fintan and we played and he went into the sea and we went to our house “bye” we said wave.
We had a fantastic start to the Summer term yesterday where we launched the new topic, Out and About, with a WOW day. The children worked in mixed age groups and completed four different activities. All the activities used the environment and built our skills through outdoor learning. With Mrs Matthews the children wrote group poems based on the clouds. With Mrs Hardwick they made patterns and pictures using natural materials, based on flowers and plants. With Mr Banton the children used the I-pads to build poems by finding QR codes around the school and with Mrs Langton they completed a scavenger hunt. All the children had great fun!
Yesterday Mrs Hirons left berkley and it was sad for evreybody
I will miss you very much and I hope you come back to visit!
yesterday was a very sad day because mrs Hirons left the school so the whole school are making a card for her.
Arthur does play with me and we have a laugh together!
Yesterday Mrs.Hirons left I was crying in the church I felt sad… it was tough for me please come back again, I miss you very much.
All of the girls in badgers are great…we are such good friends!
THERE ARE LOTS OF FUN THINGS TO DO LIKE ROCK CLIMBING AND ALL SORTS OF STUFF. AT ONE PM THE RUGBY STARTS – BATH VS LEICESTER TIGERS. I AM SUPPORTING BATH.
We are watching a film about Hugo Cabret and he is trying to steal a blue mouse! I wonder what will happen next…
On Saturday we went to Anfield, to watch Liverpool Fc Legends V Real Madrid Fc Legends.
It was a very long journey, but it was made better by Liverpool winning 4-3!.
The stadium was Amazing and we had a great view, also I got to see Goodison park, the home of Everton Fc.
I had a great time meeting my new boy cousin called Oscar.
He is so cute and I had cuddles. He looks like his big sister Amelie when she was a baby.
On Wednesday the 1st of March we had an exciting evening planned at school! The whole school got to come back into school to have bedtime stories & hot chocolates, it was really fun because we go to wear our pyjamas. All of the teachers read us stories. My favourite was Mrs Hardwick’s poem about the boy who ate chocolate cake. It was really cosy as we were all ready for bed!
Badgers had some very special guests visit them on Friday – guinea pigs!
The night that dad took me to meet DAVID SEAMAN AND LEE DICKSON was one of the best of mine and my brother Henry’s lives. For anyone who doesn’t know, they are Arsenal and England footballing legends.
When I got there I was so EXCITED!!!! I just couldn’t wait .When I got in I saw Mrs Hirons and her husband. She asked us for a couple of facts. We told her about the save David Seamen made against Sheffield Wednesday.
They came on to the stage and we got to sit right at the front. Daddy spoke to them and they all laughed. They told us all stories about Ian Wright and Martin Keown.
The funniest moment was when they told us about a prank they played on Ian Wright.
Afterwards Henry and I got to meet the legends and chat with them.
It was the very best thing you could imagine!
On Saturday I went to Bath with my auntie Jo, she took me in H&M she bought me a dress and hair bands and a necklace and a bikini for my birthday. After that I had some lunch in M&S my auntie Jo had a coffee and I had a pack of sandwiches and apple juice and a cake. It was such a fun day!
I went to Old Harry Rocks and it was lots of fun. It was really windy! I found a massive stick and brought it home.
I went to the Cinema with my brothers and watched Sing and afterwards we went for lunch in an Italian with the ‘We care 2’ fostering team and it was nice.
When I went on the radio I was nervous to say something I thought I might get it wrong but when I talked about the news I was proud of myself when I finished. I enjoyed the day as I had friends to keep me company and we played games. Mr Banton helped me with my words and Mrs Hirons said come on boys you can do it for Berkley!
Thank you for a nice day.
I have had fun in the holidays, I went to Ellis’s birthday party, I felt really happy as I scored a strike at bowling. On Tuesday I went to circuits with my mum and Beth and I joined in, it was really hard. Then we went to the cinema to watch Sing, it was very good. I went to Flip out on the next day, I landed my front flip on the trampoline. After flip out Macauley came to my house we had lots of fun.
I have had a lovely holiday in Perth, the weather is great. I have been on a ferry to Rottnest and on the island and we had to ride 10km. Because I rode so good my dad bought me a new watch. We went to Dome and had a rainbow cookie with a babychinno. We have been to a beach with very big waves. We caught the train and went to Perth city which had some really tall buildings and water fountains
On Friday I done some colouring with my brother Harri. After that I played a bit of football. Soon I went on mxgp on the ps4 and I came first it was great fun. When I played football I Lost 3 2 against my brother Harri.on Saturday my whole family went to Manchester indoor to race. When we got there we watched the elite men practice. Soon it was 12 and under practice. On my first lap I went slow because I didn’t want to crash.well when we all went up to the gate sulli went down and crashed. When sulli crashed he split his chin open so he had to go to the hospital to get stitches in his chin. Before you say it did hurt him a lot and I am not kidding you at all ok. At that moment I went down stairs and saw a masive marshmallow so I ran up to mummy and daddy and said” am I allowed a marshmelow please ” and they said yes