What do you call a dog at the beach?
A hot dog!
Monthly Archives: June 2017
Laygan’s homework jokes
How do you make a sausage roll ?
Push it down a hill !
How do you make Aunty Freeze ?
Send her to the North Pole !
Rylee’s epic jokes!!!
How do you get picachu on a bus?
Pokemon!
What’s the fastest cake?
A Scone!
Arthur K Jokes
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Beacuse he tasted funny.
Why was the maths book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What did the tiger eat after he had his teeth pulled out?
The dentist.
When did people start wearing uncreased clother?
The iron age.
Isla’s jokes
what’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot!
what happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
it had mittens!
Callum M joke
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for pooh!
Jack’s jokes
Why did the crisp not want a lift?
Because he is a walker!
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
Lewis Chalk
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Roman’s jokes!!
Why did the cow cross the road?
beacause he was going to the moovie!!
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake!!
Rosie’s jokes…….are you ready……..
why did the banana go to the hospital … Because he wasn’t peeling very well
What do you call a man with no shins … Tony
how do you get pikachu on a bus … Pokemon
Lola P’s joke
what do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
what do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas
Travis’ joke
How do you make a baby Astronaut sleep??
Rocket!!
Travis’ Joke
What do you get if you cross a Vampire and a snowman??
Frostbite!
Yanah’s Jokes
How does a penguin build his home?
Igloos it together!
Yanah’s Jokes
what happens when you throw one banana at two hungry apes.
A banana split.
Yanah’s Jokes
what do you call two elephants at the swimming pool?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Will Eleys joke
Velcro…………that’s a rip off!
Jokes for the week
What do you call a cow in a tornado
A milk shake
Why should you not let Elsa hold a balloon
Because she will let it go
Ryan.K’s Jokes
What is yellow, and smells of bananas ?
Monkey Sick!!!!
Why can’t the turkey eat on Christmas Day?
Because it’s stuffed!!!
jokes
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he thought it was a high school!!!
Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted!!!
Taos joke
Did you here about the cat that swallowed the ball of wool?
She had mittens.
Caidens Silly Jokes Ha Ha
Knock knock
Whos there
Lettuce
Lettuce who
Lettuce in, its freezing out here.
Wot is a pirates
Favoutite letter ?
Arrrrrrrrrr 😎
Caidens trip to the cinema
I watched wonder woman
It was the best
If you could be wonder woman wot would you do? 😎
I would help people and defend and keep everyone safe
Charlie’s joke
Why did the duck cross the road?
……
Because he wanted to prove he was not a chicken!
holiday jokes
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
up his sleevies.
What did the hat say to the scarf
you hang around while i go on a-head.
What are the wettest animals in the world?
reindeer
what’s a frogs favourite drink?
croke a cola
by Thomas perrett
Orla’s jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there
Cows go
Cows go who,
No,silly cows go moo
Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
Witch flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course because they have two lips
Homework joke
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank
Which day do fish hate?
fryday
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well
My funny joke!
I went into a bakery and asked the lady ‘how much are all the cakes?’
The lady replied ‘All cakes are £1.’
‘I’ll have that one please’
‘That’s £2!’ Said the lady.
I said ‘Whaaat? You said they were all £1’
‘That’s Madeira cake!’
Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!