1.   why should sports day never be held in the jungle?                                               there are too many cheetahs.

2.what goes cackle cackle splat?                  a witch flying into a lamppost.

3.what part of the swimming pool is never the same?      the changing rooms.

4.what do you call a bear with no ear?                    a b. do you stop a rhino from charging?          take away its credit card.

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