What do you get when you cross a cow
and a werewolf?
A burger that bites back.
did you hear about the fight
Outside the chippie last night?
two fish got battered
what did mummy corn say to baby corn
wheres popcorn?
Which ghost stops goals?
a ghoul keeper.
why are bananas so good at gymnastics?
they are great at doing the splits
knock knock.
whos there?
Justin.
justin who?
Justin in time to let me in toad
what do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?
a carrot
who is a penguins favourite aunt?
aunt Arctica.
why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?
he wanted to have sweet dreams.
why are insects clever?
because they always know when you’re having a picnic.
what do you get when you cross a bomb and a bad smell?
a stink-bomb.
did I tell you the joke about butter?
I’d better not in case you spread it.
why are adults always complaining?
because there groan-ups.
Wow, more jokes!!! Some very funny ones 🙂