Emily’s jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow

and a werewolf?

A burger that bites back.


did you hear about the fight

Outside the chippie last night?

two fish got battered

what did mummy corn say to baby corn

wheres popcorn?

Which ghost stops goals?

a ghoul keeper.

why are bananas so good at gymnastics?

they are great at doing the splits

knock knock.

whos there?


justin who?

Justin in time to let me in toad

what do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?

a carrot

who is a penguins favourite aunt?

aunt Arctica.

why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?

he wanted to have sweet dreams.

why are insects clever?

because  they always know when you’re having a picnic.

what do you get when you cross a bomb and a bad smell?

a stink-bomb.

did I tell you the joke about butter?

I’d better not in case you spread it.

why are adults always complaining?

because there groan-ups.






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