Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Beacuse he tasted funny.
Why was the maths book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What did the tiger eat after he had his teeth pulled out?
The dentist.
When did people start wearing uncreased clother?
The iron age.
I will miss you very much and I hope you come back to visit!
I like literacy and learning about the olympics. I liked the time when we had popcorn and juice in class with the cinema. I like maths.
Tuesday 20/10/2015
Today I went to Freemantle for a look around with mum, dad and the boys. We had a picnic and I played a didgeridoo. My dad has got one and said I can bring it to show and tell and I have some other stuff to bring to show everyone to. We walked along a street called Cappuccino road which daddy says is his favorite place in Australia. I just liked the ice cream. We did see some poor people and a lady sat on the floor with a sign. I gave her a dollar so she can maybe buy a house for her and her children but I don’t really think a dollar is enough but she might get some more. We went to Freemantle Prison which was really cool. It was built by the prisoners when they were first sent to Australia. It was a bit mean that they had to build their own prison though but they were mostly really bad people. They started to build it in 1850 and it took a long time. Some pe*/874ople died trying to build it. They had to build lots of tunnels to for the water for people in the city. I had a look in some cells and the visiting rooms. One of the rooms is a shop now and no prisoners live there anymore. I had my picture taken with the sheriff and I stood in a cell with the door shut but not locked. We saw some children on a school trip. I think they were doing a project.
Wednesday 21/10/2015
We went back to Perth again today and we took my cousin Ella to the Bell Tower so she could ring some bells with me. I rang a big bell and a smaller bell but they are all really big. My mummy told us all about the bells and how they work because when she was younger she used to ring church bells. It is called campanology. Ella had to have a day off school though. We also did lots of splashing in the water fountain. We went in it in the morning and again after the bell tower because it was so very hot. I do think I got a bit sun burnt today and had to have lots of cream on. I found out that the tower has 134 steps to the 6th floor and you can not go up anymore than that. It is 34 meters to the top floor but the tower is actually 82.8 meters high. It has 18 bells in it.
Thursday 22/10/2015
Tihis morning I went to the beach and made some sand angels. This is the same as snow angels but more sandy. I had an ice cream and then climbed some rocks with my dad. I found two crabs which were really big and alive. The waves were crashing on the rocks and splashing me and dad. I played in the sand and made London Bridge and the river out of sand. It was the best model I ever made but we didn’t get a picture. On the wall by the beach there was a massive Lizard which was very long. I didn’t touch it though. It ate a fly while I was looking at it. In the afternoon I went with auntie Naomi to Ella’s school to help with operation Christmas child. We loaded lots of boxes into the car and then took them to a warehouse and unloaded them again. They are presents for all the poor children in the world at Christmas. They have toys and stuff in just like we do at our school. We went out for dinner later and I had a snack pack.
Friday 23/10/2015
Auntie Naomi took me to drop Ella off at school. Then we went to church to help with the little children and play with them. I met a boy with the same name as me and he was nearly 6. Mum and Dad went to Perth to have a posh lunch in the resturant which spins around in the top of the tallest building. Children are not allowed but babies are so they took the the twins with them. I went to the school fair after lunch back at Ella’s school. I dunked one of the teachers in the swimming pool by hitting the target twice in a row. I won some prizes of sweets and chocolate and I had a milkshake. After the fair we came home and played Lego. It was a pretty normal day.
My twin brothers can stand up in their cots now holding on and they are growing some hair.
We are going to Rottness Island on Monday for 4 days so I will not be able to blog then. I will try and blog when I get back.
After we gave mummy her present and cards on her birthday we went to Yanchep National Park. I saw loads of Kangaroos, real ones like about 10 or 20 or something. Some were babies called Joeys and sometimes I saw heads and sometimes I saw legs sticking out of the mum kangaroos pouches and I saw one daddy Kangaroo. We had a Barbeque in the park where the barbeques are already there and you are allowed to use them for free. I burned my fingers twice. I saw some baby ducks with the mum and dad and they did not like being close to people and 2 Koalas. Koalas don’t normally live in Perth because the food they eat does not grow here so they bring it to the Koalas from imports. I also had a chocolate caramel thing which was very nice. We came home later and went to bed.
Dear David,
Please come to my school in a helicopter because it would be really brilliant. My brothers called Edward and William are thirteen days old and came home yesterday. One of my brothers is called William David which is like your name but backwards.
Thank you
Love from Arthur
I would like David Walliams to come to our school because i like his books and they are brilliant. they are funny and they make me laugh. A helicopter flying into school would be fun.
I liked playing with Benjy a lot. I want to go back to his house today because I like Benjy a lot and he is my best friend. He let me play with his toys, even his toy hiccup. I liked playing on his bed making star wars Lego. On the first day we went for a walk with Vinny and Daddy and the dogs. We went to the park together and Benjy showed me his new school and it looked a bit like Berkley. Benjy is happy at his new school but he does miss everyone. We watched Harry Potter in bed. On the second day we went to the beach and collected some shells. There was a tire swing and we had great fun. We ate our lunch at a cafe near the sea. Later we went to another beach and we played on the rocks and in the sea pouring water over our heads. We dug in the sand and found buried treasure. It was cool to splash and jump in the sea. We had blue ice cream and then we had chips on the Harbor wall and looked at all the boats. On the 3rd day we went for a walk in the woods and there was a Waterfall in the woods. There were lots of them even magical ones. Me and Benjy were climbing trees up a hill. It was really fun. Later we went to THE EDGE OF THE KINGDOM (Lands End). Jo who is Benjys mummy said it in a really funny voice which made us laugh. We did Arthur’s quest and I got the sword out of the stone and there was a really cool cinema with a film called 20,000 Leagues under the see. The seats moved and the pictures jumped out of the screen because of funny glasses. We saw some houses that were really small. I was bigger than they were. We had a look at a helicopter and played in the park there on the zip wire. Mummy took our picture at the famous sign. We had a really great time and I had a lot of late nights. I really miss Benjy but we are going to write letters to each other and visit in the holidays.
My mummy has babies in her tummy because I wanted them and they are going to be my babies. I think it will be two sisters and they are coming after my birthday. I am excited about the babies and coming back to school in Squirrels.
I went to see Peter pan at the Theater Royal in Bath on my Birthday 17th December. He was a girl and he could fly. Hook came on and we had to say boo and with Peter we had to say yeah. Tinkerbell had roller skates. Smee held her wings and Hook chopped them off and it really hurt her and we all shouted boo really loud. They did a cool song called “lets get ready for crumble” which was really funny. At the end the pirates did some gymnastics over a horse and they kept falling down and that was really funny. I laughed a lot and there there was twin boys sat behind me and they shared their sweets with me. It was a really awesome birthday treat. Mummy told me that in pantomimes the boys are played by girls and the girls are played by boys and this is really funny. Before the pantomime we went to Pizza Express and the man put a candle in my ice cream and sang happy birthday to me. On the way home I was really tired and fell asleep in the car. It was a great Birthday surprise.